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2 Assholes

There were two Polacks who came over from Poland with only $50 to their name. The first thing they decided to do was buy a car. They went to a dealership and started looking around when a salesman approached them. He asks them what kind of car they are looking for and they don't really know. "Well, I have a nice new car here for $5000, and a used one for $500", he says. They tell him that they don't have that much money and so he asks how much they have. They tell him that they only have $50. The salesman thinks for a while and tells them that he has a camel in the back that he will sell for $50. The camel stops at red lights and goes on green lights. They are both very excited so they hand over the money and ride away.

Later that day, when the salesman is going home, he sees the two Polacks sitting on the curb crying their eyes out. He stops and asks them what's wrong. They say, "Well, everything was going great. We rode him and he did everything that you said. But when we got to this light two guys pulled up in a sports car and yelled, 'Hey look at the two assholes on the camel', and when we got off to look, the light turned green and the camel trotted off."

Submitted by Bustin Justin

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