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The varsity girls track team coach just couldn't seem to win a meet. Six losses in a row! He decided it would be best if he put his girls on anabolic steroids. Soon his girls were performing like stars. They went undefeated for the rest of the year. They won States and were on their way to Nationals. On the bus trip, Sally, the star sprinter struck up a conversation with the coach...
Sally: "Coach, I have a problem!"
Coach: "What's that Sally?"
Sally: "I'm developing thick hair on my body!"
Coach: "What part of your body?"
Sally: "My chest coach."
Coach: "How far does the hair go down Sally?"
Sally: "Well coach, it goes clear down to my balls, which is another thing I wanted to speak with you about!!!"
Submitted by Craig
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