The girl beamed with pride as she she said "Yes sir."

The cop looked over the bike then handed her a safety violation. "Tell Santa to put a reflector on it next year."

The little girl took the ticket and looked up at the cop, "Nice horse! Did Santa bring you that?"

Smiling, the cop answered "Yeah, Santa brought me the horse."

"Tell him next year the dick goes under the horse, not on top."

Submitted by ridinhi.