How many times have you looked down at your bathroom floor and thought "Damn! Are all those pubes really from me?" Yes, they are. You are a hairy beast. All is not lost, however, for help is on the way...

Enter Pubert, a freakish imp bent on snatching those curly atrocities from the floors of the world. And now his quest is yours.

As Pubert, you must leap your way through fourteen tiled levels, picking up pubes as you go while avoiding hair shedding enemies from down under. It will take fast reflexes and the help of Pubette to fulfill your quest for a hairless nirvana. Godspeed!

Pubert requires Flash 6. Get it now!

Basic versions are essentially demos. Deluxe versions have more levels and extra features for members. Why not join today? It's dirt cheap!

BASIC VERSION	DELUXE VERSION
Free for all	Members only
7 levels	14 levels
5 enemies	7 enemies
Intermission	Intermission + 2 bonus scenes

Pubert plays almost exactly like the arcade classic Q*bert, except instead of enemies changing the color of cubes, they drop pubes. Leap onto tiles with pubes to stuff them in your sack. Jump onto boobs to call Pubette for assistance. Use portal potties to return to the top of the screen. Once a level is hair free you move on to the next one. Beat all levels for the exciting conclusion. Click on the How to Play tab when the game begins for illustrated instructions.

It's a Keeper!		Aw Nuts!		Pubette to the Rescue
Portal Potty Action		Holy Shit!		Representin'

• Pubert Parking Pal • Pubette Parking Pal

Remember those over-faxed/over-copied documents featuring Mickey Mouse flipping the bird that you were supposed to stick on people's windshields when they parked like jackasses in the days of old? The ones that so eloquently said "Thanks for parking so close! Next time leave a fucking can opener so I can get my car out! Assholes like you should take the bus!" Well we've recreated this classic Pubert style for your venting pleasure. For more fun on the road check out our car signs.

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If you have trouble with any of our games, please go to our technical support page.