Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2003 09:09:23 -0000
From: "Michell Mew"
To: webmaster
Subject:

One of my friends has sent me a new porn desktop. I would find this rather amusing, were it not for the fact that I am using my dads laptop and he is now having a fit. How the hell do I get rid of it??!

Date: Tue, 15 Apr 2003 13:04:27 +1000
From: "karen mcdougall"
To: webmaster
Subject:

how do you get the porn of your desktop!

Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 18:40:21 -0500 (EST)
From: dcseize
To: webmaster
Subject: Technical Support Request

some fuckin asshole sent me some bullshit desktop in an email.im at a public computer and theres all these naked bitches all over the desktop.fix it now or tell me how.now.assholes

Date: Wed, 10 Apr 2002 00:46:04 -0400
From: "ALLISON HART"
To: webmaster
Subject: DESKTOP

TAKE THIS SHIT OFF MY COMUTER AND DO NOT EVER
SEND ME ANYTHING AGAIN
THANK YOU, ALLY

Date: Sun, 28 Apr 2002 18:35:24 EDT
From: Toddjimm
To: webmaster
Subject: zooass desktop

Please tell me how to remove this practical joke from my computer.

Date: Mon, 28 Jan 2002 06:11:33 -0500 (EST)
From: unhappy
To: webmaster
Subject: Technical Support Request

tell me how to get rid of the zooass.com porno prank that has somehow found its way onto our work pc, please!!!!

Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2002 18:48:27 -0500
From: "Gladys Griffin"
To: webmaster
Subject:

How in the world did this trash get on my computer??? This is horrible

Date: Sun, 18 Nov 2001 15:07:07 -0500
From: "scott"
To: webmaster
Subject:

Nice fucking prank now get the god damn thing off my computer before my 8 and 10 year old see this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 17:34:33 -0700
From: "The Gang"
To: webmaster
Subject: unscribe me

i have lady's falling all over my screen and i want it to stop

Date: Sat, 12 May 2001 01:40:08 -0500
From: ccc
To: webmaster
Subject: how do i make it stop?

i downloaded ur women by accident.....they wont go away....they moan and graon as the internet is on.....how do i make it stop?

Date: Thu, 3 May 2001 19:30:20 -0400
From: "Rob Selecta"
To: webmaster
Subject: Please remove

To whom it may concern,

I am very upset, I recived a prank from you that is now "my new desktop". I want it removed, I am trying to run a bussiness and can not remove your nonsense please instruct me on how to remove it.

Very upset,
Rob Bellissimo

Date: Sun, 29 Apr 2001 21:28:37 +0930
From: "Heath & Michelle"
To: webmaster
Subject: Desktop

we do not appreciate being unable to log out or shut down our computer after the crap that we received from a website. This costs us money and is unlikely to encourage us to purchase or view anything from you again

Date: Sun, 1 Apr 2001 08:27:59 -0700
From: "Tim Speanburg"
To: webmaster
Subject: you sent me this and i don't want it

Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2001 16:19:08 -0500
From: "a-oconnor"
To: webmaster
Subject:

You fucking psychos act like there's no decent people or children using computers. Your aaaaaaaa prank is extremely unexpected and can cause enormous problems for people using their computer, or someone else's. For this invasion, I'm reporting this to the police

Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 15:33:22 -0700
From: "Kerry M. Ishida"
To: webmaster
Subject: "Help..."

This is a family computer...how do I get rid of this desktop and restore my old one...or just get rid if this one?????

Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 10:53:06 -0500
From: "Steve Newton"
To: webmaster
Subject:

allright some sick person sent me this and i opened it unsuspectingly and now its stuck on on my desktop i dont appreciate it and even if i wanted porn i would never order it from you after being tricked like this how do i get this off my desktop? thank you steve

Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2001 09:26:42 -0800
From: "Shonda Shubert"
To: webmaster
Subject: Help

I was sent one of your jokes:piapbz.exe and I can't get rid of it. I have naked ladies all over my screen,actually it took over my desktop.I don't have a start button or anything I've tried everything to get rid of it .IT WON"T GO AWAY please e-mail mr and tell me what to do.

Date: Fri, 2 Mar 2001 11:31:55 EST
From: Softboodie
To: webmaster
Subject: (no subject)

how do u et this off of your computer

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2001 17:13:53 +010
From: "michisini"
To: webmaster
Subject: Bravi

Sarete bastardi come cazzo si toglie questo porno deskstop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravi mi sono fatto 2 risate.
miki

Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 13:05:49 -0800
From: Thomas Bender
To: webmaster
Subject: screw-up

You screwed up my desktop

Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2001 15:18:25 -0600
From: "Katie Sharp"
To: webmaster
Subject:

How do I turn off that porno prank someone sent me? My mother will die if she sees it!!!

Date: Sun, 7 Jan 2001 01:15:31 EST
From: ATLEE
To: webmaster
Subject: Help

Tell me how do I get this off without having to shut down the whole machine

Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2000 12:03:02 -0600
From: "Giroux"
To: webmaster
Subject: my mom won't like this

how do i reset your prank joke on your desktop rebuilder? i need to know and fast!

Date: Fri, 22 Dec 2000 20:04:49 -0600
From: "Kenny Burke"
To: webmaster
Subject: sent me a fucking virus

you stupid motherfuckers sent me a fucking virus and i cant get it off

Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000 17:25:54 EST
From: Sazoulay1
To: webmaster
Subject: question

how do i repair my desktop from ur guys' prank desktop of naked women...my idiot roommate downloaded it and now i can't use my comeputer

Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2000 18:48:37 -0600
From: "tbird337"
To: webmaster
Subject: Start

yo yo yo............ i d/l ed that phony start menue and.........i want to know......how...........to get.......the............FUCKING THIG OFF!!! thank you

Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 00:39:29 EST
From: Imringo
To: webmaster
Subject: porno prank,,,,desktop..

how the hell you get that to close.....or quit running,,,

Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2000 13:41:35 +0200
From: "Serenity Manufacturing (Pty) LTD"
To: webmaster
Subject: RE: Desktop prank

How do you get rid of desktop prank ??

Date: Tue, 5 Dec 2000 08:17:40 -0500
From: "Mack Gould"
To: webmaster
Subject:

How do I get this shit off my desktop

Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 11:07:39 -0500
From: "Daniel E. Gray"
To: webmaster
Subject: hey guys

Porno Invasion is a classic! I set this up on the Boss's computer and we all damn near shit our pants when this "oh-so-correct" boss actually clicked on this, and he thought I was a computer genius when I got it shut off for him. Now when he walks by people make the noises of the game and we all get a good laugh

Date: Thu, 28 Sep 2000 17:50:15 -0700
From: "Angela Connors"
To: webmaster
Subject: HELP ME!!!!

SOME ONE SENT ME THIS INCREDIBLY STUPID DESKTOP THEME E-MAIL AND NOW THE F@#KING THING WILL NOT GO AWAY! i CAN SHU MY COMPUTER DOWN OR ANYTHING
PLS MAKE IT STOP
ANGELA

Date: Mon, 28 Aug 2000 23:39:44 -0700
From: "utopia"
To: webmaster
Subject: boring and annoying

i got sent a stupid flash email thing made by some jackass at your zooass co. i tried to shut the stupid thing off and it sent me to your site. which sucks, and my kid probably won't like it much either. don't like your tactics and next time there had better be something better if you are going to send me to your boring site.

Date: Sat, 19 Aug 2000 13:59:09 -0400
From: "robertelutz"
To: webmaster
Subject:

I do not know how to get rid of these girls on my desktop- how do i get rid of them.

Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 14:03:34 -0500
To: "Mark Morrisey"
From: Sir
Subject: Re: how to get desktop off my desktop

Pull your pants down and wave your penis at them!

Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 22:15:32 -0400
From: "CAROL CARLSON"
To: zoosponsor-support
Subject: help URGENT!!!!

I would like to get this off my computer!

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 08:14:35 -0600
From: "susan/vic vickers"
To: webmaster
Subject: help me get my desktop back to normal

hi there i don't know if you will recieve this as it seems jokes are what you guys enjoy doing, but anyway i have a porno desktop and i cannot get rid of it, i have a lot of work to do and i need my desktop back to normal, could you please tell me how i can get it so i am not continually clicking on the OK button below the you have just been gagged by zoo.ass, don't get me wrong i find it funny and all but now i need to get rid of it thank you meighan

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 08:22:06 MDT
From: "Meighan Vickers"
To: webmaster
Subject: answer me back

i just sent you an e-mail and you sent it back i would really appreciate it if you would answer my question, i have a porno desk top and i am not really to happy with it as i have a lot of work to do and i cannot get rid of the damn stuff, please let me know asap how to get rid of it i need my desktop back to normal
thank you