Poor nuts. Mercilessly crunched beyond recognition every yuletide season in the jaws of those hideous, flapping-mouthed soldiers. Well nuts of the world rejoice! It's time to stop picking on plant life, and start teaching mankind a lesson! Flip celebrities into the jaws of the Zooass Celebrity Nutcracker and crack their family jewels!

The following celebrities... um... er... celebrity lookalikes please don't sue us... get their nuts cracked.

• 1 - Slim Shady (Eminem)
• 2 - Ozzy Osbourne
• 3 - Richard Simmons
• 4 - Snoop Dogg
• 5 - Rupaul
• 6 - Arnold Schwarzenegger
• 7 - Keanu Reeves
• 8 - Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter

Celebrity Nutcracker requires Flash 6. Get it now!

Basic versions are essentially demos. Deluxe versions have more levels and extra features for members. Why not join today? It's dirt cheap!

BASIC VERSION	DELUXE VERSION
Free for all	Members only
8 characters	12 characters

NOTE: Deluxe versions are not available for download.

Align the target over a terrorist and click to fire and bring him to justice.

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