Warning! Warning! Boys escaping! Michael Jackson's little boy toys have finally wised up and made a run for the border, breaching the defenses of the Neverland Ranch.

Experience the thrills and chills of being Michael Jackson by trapping little boys with your mighty net gun before they escape from your ranch and tell authorities your dirty little secrets.

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DISCLAIMER: All characters in this game are purely fictitious. Any uncanny resemblances that they may have to real persons living or dead is coincidental. Please don't sue us.

Basic versions are essentially demos. Deluxe versions have more levels and extra features for members. Why not join today? It's dirt cheap!

BASIC VERSION	DELUXE VERSION
Free for all	Members only
5 levels	9 levels
Outside Scenes Only	Jesus Juice inside the Ranch
No Ending	Multiple Endings
No Continues	Unlimited Continues

NOTE: Deluxe versions are not available for download.

Shoot fleeing little boys with your net gun by moving the crosshairs on or near them with your mouse and clicking to launch a net. If you miss, you must wait for your net to fade away before shooting another. If any boy reaches the right side of the screen, he has escaped the ranch and you're busted.

Armed and Ready

On the Run

An Escape Gone Bad

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Woohoo! We've been featured on another obscure television show! Thanks to a fan who had nothing better to do at 2:30AM on a weeknight than watch a show about celebrities getting busted we have some more video! We must say, the folks at Celebrity Justice did a fine job of plugging us. You guys rock! If you can't view this video on XP, download this.

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You'd think we had paid our dues being picked last in gym class all those years, but no... Out of all the television channels, who decides to give us some air time? (without telling us of course) The dweeb channel! Check out our game being reviewed by the nerds of Unscrewed on TechTV!

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It's a dream come true! Larry Flynt has recognized our genius and featured Escape From Neverland in the August 2004 issue of Hustler! We can now proudly say that the fruits of our labor rest between an Olsen Twins Countdown and a girl with a carrot in her ass. Check out the article.

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Go trendy like all of today's TV shows with their token homos and let your feminine side go wild with some faggy fun! Oooooga!

• Boy Band Blast-a-rama
• Gay Operation
• Gaydometer Postcard
• Gender Bender Postcard

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