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Finally! A contest where you can get your hands dirty! Fish for loot in the clammy bowels of a butt stuffing freak... then spend it online! It doesn't get any better than this! Who Can Play   Feel the thrill of probing for ass cash!   The "Gay Operation Ass Cash" Sweepstakes is open to U.S. residents at least 18 years old. Employees of Zooass Enterprises, Inc., their immediate family or members of their households (including pets) are not eligible. Sucks to be us! How to Play Play the "Gay Operation Ass Cash" version of Gay Operation online. Beat the game, then fill out the form that appears to enter the contest. If you suck at video games, you may also enter by mail. Note: You may only enter once per day. The Prize The winner will be randomly selected from all eligible entries and receive a $100 gift certificate to Amazon.com to spend on books, music, DVDs, videos, electronics... whatever the hell he or she damn well pleases! Odds of Winning   The magical Ass Cash entry form.   The odds of winning will depend upon the number of eligible entries received. Since most people are too lazy to mail in entries and have to do a little more than just filling out a stupid form just to receive a gazillion spam e-mails the next day (we assure you we will not use the information you provide for anything other than to contact you if you win), your odds are much better than most contests out there! When is the Drawing? The "Gay Operation Ass Cash" Sweepstakes begins on December 1, 2001, at 10:00 p.m. EST and ends on March 1, 2001, at 11:59 p.m. EST. The winner will be randomly selected and notified via e-mail, telephone or mail soon after the contest ends. Make Sure You Have Flash 5! You will need to have Flash 5 installed to play the game. If the first number of the version listed above is not a 5 or if Unable to Detect appears, please upgrade to Flash 5. In helping other members, we have discovered that you may need to uninstall your old version of Flash if the new version doesn't take. My Rubber Gloves Are On! Let's Play! OK, doctor! Click on a graphic below to begin. Please be aware that you agree to the OFFICIAL RULES AND REGULATIONS (the detailed legalese version of the overview you just read) as they appear on this page once you enter the contest! THE CONTEST IS OVER! THE GRAPHIC BELOW IS FOR LAUGHS ONLY! SEE WHO WON THE CONTEST! Copyright © 2001 Zooass Enterprises, Inc.