Behold our very own collection of silly games and other ridiculous nonsense that will surely delight you for countless hours. So stop whatever you're doing and play on... especially if you're at work! If you're going to waste your day away sitting in a cubicle like a human veal you might as well have some fun!
To play, select an item from the menu to the right, click on a character above (characters from every game are not represented above), or read on for game descriptions and click away at that point.
Basic versions are free, fully playable games that have less levels and features than their counterpart. They are essentially demos, but not as lame. Deluxe versions are full blown games with more levels, more features, bonus scenes... even additional games. These are available to our members, who we have to thank for keeping us out of the dot com dead pool over the years. If you like our brand of humor and want the full Zooass experience, why not join for a piddly $12 a year?
Games are listed in chronological order, from our latest crap to our old school classics. To play a game just click on a name.
Who Wants to Smoke My Honeybear 2
Once upon a time a parody of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, but we had to remake the thing because of a bunch of corporate jerks. Answer all 15 reefer related questions asked by your host and cannabis connoisseur, Weedis Fillbong, then get a trippy reward and your very own stoner diploma!
Beboobled
Swap and pop boobies until the hottie flashes and you are rewarded with some jug jiggling action.
Pubert!
A parody of arcade classic Q*Bert featuring freakish imps, bouncing nads, dingleberries and pubic hair.
Boyband Blast-a-Rama
Skeet shooting at it's best! Blast the boys of pop with your trusty shotgun as they are catapulted into the air.
Bin Blaster
Blast Osama and his clones to impale their rotten heads on pointy sticks. Also features a little bush.
Gay Operation
A parody of the board game Operation. Remove a medley of foreign objects from your gay patient's buttocks. Oooooga!
Celebrity Nutcracker
Flip celebrities into the jaws of a nutcracker to crack their family jewels. Ouch!
Connect Gore
A parody of the board game Connect Four used to decide the fate of the 2000 presidential election.
Tapeworm Trouble
Blast the tapeworms with your rectal raygun as they emerge from the balloon knots of creatures big and small.
Pogo Panic
What you get when you mix Simon, a boy on a pogo stick and the devil.
Elian's Adventure at Sea
Help Elian Gonzales sail back to Cuba in a cigar box while dodging sea creatures and the like.
The Unabunny
Unabomber Ted Kaczynski is at it again, but this time he's decked out in his favorite bunny suit.
Bulimic Blowdown at High Noon
Binge and purge your way to victory in the wild west by stuffing your face with snacks and projectile vomiting onto your opponent.
Celebrity Whack-Off
A parody of gameroom classic Whack-a-Mole but with celebrities and a twist. Instead of using a rubber mallet you get to whack away with a hammer, a chainsaw, a vibrator, etc.
Porno Invasion!
A prank that simulates the takeover of your desktop by a pack of horny nymphs.
Mammary Memory
Classic card flipping Memory with fun bags! An all time favorite featuring over 2 dozen games and a fan boob gallery.
Gun Down the Gungan
Gun down Jar Jar Binks and his fellow atrocities to rid the world of George Lucas's most horrifying creation to date.
Skill Crane 911
The thrill of trying to pick up a worthless trinket with a clumsy plastic claw combined with the common rescue show phenomenon of rescuing a brat from a hole in the ground.
Kick the Kitty
Help our kitty, Boots, return to the safety of his home by punting him through an open window.
Tip the Baby
Choose from one of seven ways to tip a giggling brat from atop an alpine cliff to the rocky earth below.
Magnetic Stupidity
Like Magnetic Poetry, but without the refrigerator. Features erotic and bizarre word sets.
Desktop Dot Screenmate
A red dot that sits atop your desktop and babbles stereotypical phrases with a poor Indian accent.
Psycho Santa
Help Santa to hunt each of his reindeer in a quest for the ultimate Christmas feast.
Big Breasted Bimbo Breakout
A parody of classic video game Breakout. Break away the blocks to reveal some fabulous fun bags.
Celebrity Cannon
Shoot celebrities of yesteryear from a cannon circus style.
Celebrity Slider
Slide the mixed up picture tiles to view your favorite celebrities, cartoons and hooters.
Spin & Speak
A parody of the children's toy See 'n Say featuring the cast of 90210 and South Park, plus the "Wheel of Sin."
Maim the Mime
Experience the thrill of dropping a helpless mime into the razor sharp blades of the Zooass Mime Chipper™.
Kill the Clown
It's a simple fact that everyone hates clowns. So why not shoot, piston whip or behead one today?
Many of our latest postcards are more interactive than our old school time wasters. Leprechaun Launch, Bimbo and Whackin' Willy to name a few. Be sure to peruse the Wacky Postcards section when you're done here.
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Glory Hole
My Honeybear 2
