Have you experienced any twisted or warped dreams lately? Any horrific nightmares? If you have, be sure to describe them in full detail here for the whole world to analyze. What better way to spend your precious, hard-earned free time?http://www.zooass.com/forum/list.php?2Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:07:51 -0500 Phorum 5.2.8 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12992,12992#msg-12992 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12992,12992#msg-12992
Last night I dreamed that everybody in the world, except me, was a liberal, athiest, anti-smoking, anti-drinking, vegetarian homosexual who hated guns and dogs.]]> Master Bates Bizarre DreamsWed, 23 Jan 2008 21:40:01 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12896,12896#msg-12896 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12896,12896#msg-12896 MOFO Bizarre DreamsMon, 05 Nov 2007 22:35:13 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12895,12895#msg-12895 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12895,12895#msg-12895
The shoplifter forum was back.

Than again, I woke uo and realized it was all a dream.

Whew

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA]]> Catcher in the Rye Bizarre DreamsThu, 12 Oct 2006 19:00:46 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12534,12534#msg-12534 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,12534,12534#msg-12534
It starts with me being in an old house. I am camping, I know this for some reason. My mom tells me that my dad has to go in another cabin and get something. For some reason I realize that some monster is after us. He runs next door and my mom tells me that we have to leave without him. We run outside (It's strangly dark and foggy), and hop in the car. (Station-wagon). My mom starts driving down the mountain in a frantic manner. She almost goes off the road down the mountain about 3 times. Finally she crashes the car in a creek. The "Monster" is getting closer although I don't know yet what it is. Anyway, I get out of the car leaving her behind, and start running down the mountain. Finally I come to a tree, propped against it is a rifle, hunting knife, and small handgun (about size of those little handgun lighters). For some reason I pick up the handgun. A second later this big hunter looking thing walks up to me. I fire the gun but it wont shoot. I pick up the knife and cut his stomach then take of running. I keep running through the woods and finally come to a house. Instead of being woodsy its totally modern. I walk inside and am in some kind of kitchen. There are about 10 people cooking. There is also a pool outside. The hunter follows me inside and I run outside the pool. Apparently a chinese chef inside also notices me, so now they are both after me. I start slashing the knife and end up causing the hunter to fall in the pool. Now I must deal with the chinaman. I throw down the knife for some reason and grab a bigger butcher knife from the kitchen. I then cut the chinamans head of in one quick slash. I then proceed to kill every person in the building, in a very brutal fashion, even the innocent people. Most I decapitate, however one man I cut in half. He stands there choking, then I see a line form and his top half just kind of falls off like in the movies. Once every1 is dead I walk to the front of the house and outside. Guess who I find? The hunter with the two massive gashes in his stomach. He is soaking wet, pissed, and now weilding double butcher knives. We get into a major battle and I end up cutting his head off too, I then wake up.

]]> Wtf? Bizarre DreamsMon, 05 Nov 2007 22:31:13 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11171,11171#msg-11171 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11171,11171#msg-11171They can be about anything, but always end up really wierd.

]]> E Bizarre DreamsSun, 02 Apr 2006 09:58:47 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11163,11163#msg-11163 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11163,11163#msg-11163 cindy Bizarre DreamsFri, 31 Mar 2006 03:54:01 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11161,11161#msg-11161 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11161,11161#msg-11161 jjjee Bizarre DreamsWed, 26 Oct 2005 07:46:47 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11098,11098#msg-11098 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11098,11098#msg-11098
Last night I had the craziest dream of my life. I dreamed that my wife and I were in a motel right next to the restaurant where she is a waitress. She was getting ready for work, and I was lounging around stark naked. This is weird, because my wife is really a waitress, but there is no motel next to her restaurant.

My wife left to go to work, and somehow her boss's sister was in the room with me. I was still stark naked, but tried to hide my privates between my legs. She came over to the bed on which I was lying, and pulled my penis out from between my legs. She bent over and started to suck and lick it.
It became turgidly erect at once.

I ran my hand up her leg, and discovered that she had taken off her skirt and panties. I opened my eyes and saw her beautiful tits hanging down before me, heavy and full. I caressed her bare buttocks for a moment, then pulled her down onto the bed with me. I began kissing her passionately, and fondling her tits. She moaned with pleasure when my hand sought her crotch, which was already wet.

I was just about to enter her when I thought of my wife. "Oh, God, Sharon," (not her real name) I said, "I can't do this!"

She must have thought I meant that I was impotent, because she said, "Of course you can. You've already got a hard-on."

Well, in my dream I started fucking her, and we fucked for what seemed like a long time. Finally we broke apart and she started sucking my dick again. Her lips and tongue were doing marvelous things to my penis, so I said, "Sharon, Honey, let's do this to each other."

I shifted myself on the bed so that we could get in a 69 position, and that's when I saw the firemen marching along the sidewalk outside. There were four of them, and they were in full battle gear. One of them was Sharon's brother.

"Oh, God, Sharon!" I exclaimed. "Here comes your brother!"

Well, we grabbed for clothes, and that's when I woke up. In the darkness of my bedroom there was no Sharon, no fucking, no tits, no buttocks, and no blowjob.

AWWWWWW SHIT!]]> Master Bates Bizarre DreamsThu, 05 Jan 2006 14:31:09 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11090,11090#msg-11090 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11090,11090#msg-11090
I remember waking up in an old house. Filled with boxes. I was in what appeared to be a family room, It had a fireplace. There was no furnuture. I got up and felt REALLY sleepy. I tried to go to fall asleep back on the floor for some reason, but as soon as I closed my eyes I heard someone walking up some stairs that sounded like they where down the hall. This person sounded like they where in high heels. I was scared and confused. Then I remember hearing two pairs of footsteps somewhere upstairs. Just walking around. I got up again and walked towards the kitchen. I turned on the light and looked up the stairs. There was nothing. Right when I turned off the light I heard some lady scream, then right after that there was a big 'thud' on the floor above. I remember standing there, Frozen. When I heard some door open I ran in a little closet under the stairs and shut the door. It was then I heard heavy footsteps coming down the stairs. But with every step that this thing took, there was a thud. Like it was dragging somthing heavy. It came about halfway down the stairs when it stopped for some reason. It was like right above me. I was scared shitless lol. Then I saw some blood dripping from the stairs and I was just.. shocked. Right after I saw that the thing started moving back down the stairs. It moved from the stairs into the room I was in earlier. Then it opened the door in the front and slammed it shut. When I heard the door shut I ran into the family room and looked to the front door. There was a man in a heavy jacket and a beenie. He had no face but he had worn out eyes.. And right when he looked at me I woke up. That night I slept with the light on lol.]]> Kammy Bizarre DreamsSun, 25 Jul 2004 20:31:55 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11084,11084#msg-11084 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11084,11084#msg-11084 lizzy Bizarre DreamsTue, 27 Apr 2004 18:33:26 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11080,11080#msg-11080 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11080,11080#msg-11080 lizzy Bizarre DreamsThu, 22 Jul 2004 17:38:04 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11078,11078#msg-11078 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11078,11078#msg-11078 x_r0ckd011_x Bizarre DreamsThu, 22 Jul 2004 04:56:35 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11077,11077#msg-11077 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11077,11077#msg-11077 x_r0ckd011_x Bizarre DreamsSun, 02 May 2004 03:52:26 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11074,11074#msg-11074 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11074,11074#msg-11074
GAWWWD! Did I ever have a crazy and fucked up dream the other night. I dreamed I was in bed, and had just awoke from sleep. It was early morning and I was naked except for the sheet that covered me. I was lying on my back, and the sheet was tented from my erection.

Just then my mother came into my room, which she often does in real life to wake me up. She was wearing a thin little house dress which had an untra-low neckling that accented her firm, ripe breasts, and ended about six inches above her knees. Her soft blonde hair was curled under in a pageboy style, and even at age 42 I thought she was a knockout. She noticed my tent pole and drew back the sheet. "Well, my goodness," she said. "Is that all for me?"

"I guess so," I said. "You're the only person here."

So she sat down on the bed beside me and took my hard-on in her hands. She started stroking it up and down very slowly, and it got even harder. She bent over and started kissing and licking the head. Then she drew my dick into her mouth and began sucking my cock.

In my dream I was just about ready to blow my cookies, so she stood up and whipped off her house dress, and she was naked underneath. That was all she was wearing. I couldn't help but notice how long and lithe her legs were, and how firm were her buttocks. Her awburn pubic hair was thick and shiny. Like I said, my mother is a knockout.

She knelt on the bed straddling me about even with my knees, and stroked my cock some more. Then she inched her way up to my erection, and lowered herself until the head of my cock just touched her pussy. She began wiggling it around in her slit, teasing me, and rubbing it against her thighs and pubic hair. Her eyes were closed and she was panting. In my dream I kept thinking, "My mom is horny for me. My mom is horny for me."

Finally she lowered herself onto my shaft, taking my hard pecker deep into her pussy. My mother was fucking me! She began bouncing up and down, slowly at first, then faster and faster as her orgasm approached. She was taking long strokes, and I worried that she would lift up too far and break the wonderful contact that we had. Finally she sat tightly on my lap, grinding her pelvis and clitoris in a slight circular motion against pubis. She began moaning and whipping her head back and forth, and I knew she was climaxing. I was climaxing too, and I shot my hot load of cream into her dripping snatch.

In my dream our simultaneous orgasms seemed to go on forever, and when I woke up I found that I had thoroughly messed up my bed linens.]]> Master Bates Bizarre DreamsSat, 31 Dec 2005 05:32:16 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11073,11073#msg-11073 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11073,11073#msg-11073then i went to sleep and had another dream that i did it again, it felt so real again, i woke up and my back was killing me. it was sore 4 the rest of the day.

i wonder if i really did or not, i dont think i can normally.]]> xxxmaster Bizarre DreamsFri, 05 Mar 2004 00:09:14 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11070,11070#msg-11070 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11070,11070#msg-11070As the chicken, my vision was not as good as before but I could see the hawk flying in the sky above me. I started pecking the ground looking for bugs I guess and noticed a tiny group of people living in some sort of prehistoric village. I watched these people evolve rapidly through time. They had wars and natural disasters throughout their existence, their building became more advanced and elaborate.
During this dream I would repeatedly go back to be the Hawk only to replay the motions of Seeing the chicken, Becoming the chicken, and watching the little people evolve more and more.

]]> raecerex Bizarre DreamsFri, 04 Jun 2004 23:41:54 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11069,11069#msg-11069 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11069,11069#msg-11069
I was in this deserted highrise condominium in what looked to be a post-apocoliptic Los Angeles. I was met by my dead wife who was still dead and looking quite F-ing scary. She reminded me of the book Pet Cemetary's description of the dead wife at the end.
She chased me with the knife that I had killed her with up through many floors of dusty furniture and office buildings. When I reached the top floor, the entire room was empty except the moonlight shining in through the thick sheets of glass windows. She of course found me up there and I backed away from her, not knowing exactly what to do. I only knew in my head that I could not let her touch me. As she reached for me I jumped backwards out the window. She reached far for me but I slipped away from her grasp, falling towards the ground. I watched her ominously stare at me from the open window until I hit the shallow water in the condos swimming pool below. I then immediately swam to the bottom of the pool and hid under a small desk of some kind. The pool was filled with furniture and shadows. I stayed there feeling her eyes search for me from above. I prayed to God and as I ran out of air I woke up, feeling very scared.

I am not sure what dream OJay had that was mine, but I am sure I had his nightmare by mistake.]]> raecerex Bizarre DreamsSat, 21 Feb 2004 04:10:51 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11065,11065#msg-11065 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11065,11065#msg-11065 Jeff Chandler Bizarre DreamsMon, 20 Sep 2004 23:18:32 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11063,11063#msg-11063 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11063,11063#msg-11063 Jeff Chandler Bizarre DreamsSat, 06 Dec 2003 16:21:03 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11062,11062#msg-11062 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11062,11062#msg-11062 narcOtized Bizarre DreamsSat, 24 Jul 2004 00:58:33 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11061,11061#msg-11061 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11061,11061#msg-11061
Last night I had this dream about dolphins. IT started off with some biology teacher explaining to me that dolpihns arent' as smart as we make them out to be - they are really somewhere inbetween dogs and chimpanzees as far as intelligenve goes (this is a fact that is true - I heawrd it a couple of weeks ago, and I guess I was interested in this fact to have a dream about it). ANwyay, so for a little while I just had a dream about dolphins in general - , and then I was a scientist who wantedt to see how dolphins think and whatnot by giving them an MRI, and I had to get this special MRI machine made, so they could swim up into it and whatno. And that was the dream. Sorry - I guess that's a little boring for a dream to explain here - oh well. Adios.]]> Jeff Chandler Bizarre DreamsSun, 19 Oct 2003 00:53:52 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11057,11057#msg-11057 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11057,11057#msg-11057
In the morning, as I was late, my son comes to my room and said, dad quick, I'm late for school.

I said, "my leg hurts me, you know it's broken. My son : "Are U stoned???"It took me a few second to realize that actually everything was ok, excepting the fact I'll be late for work!!!!]]> Confucius Bizarre DreamsSat, 28 Jun 2003 19:14:00 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11055,11055#msg-11055 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11055,11055#msg-11055 Jeff Chandler Bizarre DreamsSat, 21 Jun 2003 11:31:51 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11044,11044#msg-11044 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11044,11044#msg-11044
Jeff

ps - the odd htings about the dream was that it didint' occur to me that it was a funny concept in the dream, utnil I woke up and laughed abou tit - in the dream ,I was just statin a fact a nd was part of a commerical.]]> Jeff Chandler Bizarre DreamsFri, 20 Jun 2003 19:36:40 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11043,11043#msg-11043 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11043,11043#msg-11043
It hurt like hell and it felt like every bit of energy was leaving my body untill it became totally black...the next thing I was standing watching my own funeral and everyone I know were standing arround my coffin laughing out loud]]> homercles1 Bizarre DreamsMon, 20 Jun 2005 00:35:58 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11040,11040#msg-11040 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11040,11040#msg-11040 Gemini Bizarre DreamsWed, 13 Aug 2003 00:24:53 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11039,11039#msg-11039 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11039,11039#msg-11039
I dreamt I was having a bath when I begin malting pubes. To counteract my shock I scooped up the floating hairs, complete with soap suds, and ate them in the hope they would regrow.

I woke at stupid o'clock in the morning feeling sick.....funnily enough]]> Munky Bizarre DreamsSat, 21 May 2005 21:25:20 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11030,11030#msg-11030 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11030,11030#msg-11030
I was in a wicked nice mall somewhere, i dont remember where, and there was this vicotia secret store, looked like the only store in the mall it was so freaking big. There was a mens section too, i mean theremust have been, cause there was this huge poster of this guy's chest and stomach, but i didnt know what they were advertising. i was more fasinated with the guy's chest and stomach. Nice six-pack. then this victoria secret model was standing right infront of the poster, and she was smiling at me. I said hi, and she said hi back. I told he i wish my stomach looked like that, meaning the one behind her, not that im fat or anything, im wicked skinny just not built, and the model thought i was talking about her stomach, and i didnt want to be rude so i never said anything.

Then out of no where the model had a cigerette in her hand. Then there was this wicked HOT guy and then another and another, all looking like models smoking, and heading into victoria secret, maybe the mens department. I started to droole over the guys, cause i like them, gusy are so much better than girls, though girls i find to be amazingly attractive as well. The female model looked at me and i looked at her. She had teh cigerette still, and she started to flirt with me. Like bigtime flirt with me. Now im a 16 year old wicked attractive male, as most people say. i have done tons of modeling myself, but this model wasnt doing it for me. When i first saw her she looke wicked young liek 18 or 19 then as i kept looking she got older and older infront of my eyes. She got thick leggs, and not so attractive face. Then from there she turned into someone looking like my mother whcih was nasty. I mean my mother is a very very very very very attractive women i personally think. She was the type of baywatch (babewatch as my fatehr calls it) life saver model. She was HOT growing up. She became a beautiful women which she still is today. She isnt as skinny as she was, but she has a beautiful face and figure i feel! BUT WOA i gotta stop talking bout that i feel wicked weird! ITS MY MOTHER! The victoria secret model started like licking her lips and next thing i knew i was strangly turned on in my bed i realized. Not that the aging model was turning me on, i just got turned on. It was so fucked up, i dont understand the dream at all. I think it might have something to do with my sexuality. I DONT GET THE FUCKING THING AT ALL!!!

Just thought i woudl share with you!]]> Mark Bizarre DreamsMon, 15 Aug 2005 00:04:24 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11029,11029#msg-11029 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11029,11029#msg-11029
well i had only just moved into the room so thats why it was bare and the light was coming from the moon that was reflected of a very nearby tiled roof, and it was so strong that it looked like a huge array of lights. so i could finally rest peaceful now.]]> xxxmaster Bizarre DreamsFri, 26 Jul 2002 10:35:49 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11024,11024#msg-11024 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?2,11024,11024#msg-11024First lets get things stright before I tell you about my dream.Let me explain why this dream occured. My wife was always accussing me of sleeping with my step daughter(which was not true in any state of fashion).
Ok this is how the dream occured of what I can recall of it...
My step-daughter entered my bedroom one night naked and crawled in the bed with me.The next thing I recall is she started to crawled on top and and she rode me like a bucking bull......Now here is the strange part the next thing I knew my wife was standing there watching.But instead of her getting all freaky she wanted us to contiue.She enjoyed watching us fucking.
For my dream ends here I cant tell you no more,my wife came to bed and woke me up.]]> Tom1 Bizarre DreamsTue, 27 Jan 2004 11:23:29 -0500