The name of the forum says it all. Please post your wittiest works of raunchy rhymes and sexiest erotic verse here.http://www.zooass.com/forum/list.php?15Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:38:30 -0500 Phorum 5.2.8 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23870,23870#msg-23870 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23870,23870#msg-23870
There once was a lady from New Zealand,
Who had a peculiar feelin';
She laid on her back,
And tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceilin'!]]> Silver Fox Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesFri, 23 May 2008 21:16:25 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23868,23868#msg-23868 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23868,23868#msg-23868 Pete Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSat, 29 Mar 2008 07:59:44 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23832,23832#msg-23832 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23832,23832#msg-23832id swim to the bottom and drink it all up
but since weed isnt water and im not a duck
just pass me that blunt and ill shut the fuck up]]> chaos420 Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesTue, 14 Aug 2007 13:17:39 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23828,23828#msg-23828 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23828,23828#msg-23828begged little boy blue to lick her a bit
yet little boy blue did not lick her clit
but pricked her cunt and fucked it

]]> sunny Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesWed, 27 Jun 2007 20:28:42 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23819,23819#msg-23819 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23819,23819#msg-23819
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock,
He stood in the meadow just shaking his - - -

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick,
Their feet in the water their hands on their - - -

Marbles and playthings and at half past four,
There came a young lady, she looked like a - - -

Beautiful creature, she sat on the grass,
She pulled up her skirt and she showed them her - -

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck,
And offered to show them a new way to - - -

Bring up their children so they would not spit,
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling - - -

Litter and refuse from yesterday's hunt,
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her - - -

Eyes at a fellow, down by the dock,
He looked like a man with a sizeable - - -

Home in the country, with a big fence out front,
If he asked her politely she'd show him her - - -

Little pet dog who was subject to fits,
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her - - -

Small dainty hands with a movement so quick,
And then she'd bend over and suck on his - - -

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her - - -

Cookies that she had left out on the shelf,
If you think this is dirty you can go - -
Sing it yourself!]]> Master Bates Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesTue, 24 Apr 2007 21:15:39 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23812,23812#msg-23812 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23812,23812#msg-23812
There was an old lady from New Zealand,
Who had a peculiar feelin';
She laid on her back,
And tickled her crack,
And pissed all over the ceilin'.]]> Master Bates Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesTue, 10 Apr 2007 00:33:53 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23804,23804#msg-23804 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23804,23804#msg-23804 Amy Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesTue, 29 Apr 2008 21:22:09 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23799,23799#msg-23799 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23799,23799#msg-23799She trolled back alleys and lover's lanes as her hobby
She used her mouth with great skill, man she was good.
MsBobbi sucked the sap from the hardest of wood.

More often booty call then a wholesome date,
But give her a compliment and it was never too late...
Men took their turns with great ambition and vigor
Her mouth ever open to quickly pull their trigger.

No deed was too sordid for MsBobbi to sow her oats,
And she sought the blessedly endowed to pierce her throat.
Alas came a time when fate robbed MsBobbi of her fitness
She settled down to be a part time Jehovah's Witness.]]> RaShawn Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSun, 28 Jan 2007 14:06:26 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23797,23797#msg-23797 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23797,23797#msg-23797Who had a pimple on her titty
She could sing, she could dance
She had a mustache in her pants



There once was a girl named Stellar
Who took me down to her cellar
She gave me whine and whiskey too
and let me play with her ring-ding-do
ring-ding-do what is that?
soft and furry like a pussy cat
hole in the middle fur on the side
ten feet deep and twice as wide.



There once was a girl from New Zealend
who slipped on a banana peeling
she fell on her back
opend her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling.



There once was a guy from Nantucket
who had a dick so long he could suck it
he said with a grin and wiped off his chin
if my ear was a cunt i'd fuck it

]]> stinky nuts Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 04 Jan 2007 13:40:31 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23795,23795#msg-23795 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23795,23795#msg-23795 TED Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesWed, 20 Dec 2006 21:47:13 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23793,23793#msg-23793 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23793,23793#msg-23793
There once was a man from peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
While dreaming of venius
He played with his penis
And woke up with a handfull of goo


Times are Tight
Moneys Hard
Here's your fucking Christmas Card



Way down south where the grass is green
A Bullfrog jumped on the sewing machine
Sawing machine was going so fast
But a hundred stitches in the bullfrogs ass


Listen listen cats a pissin
where where under the chair
quick quick get a gun
oh shit hes all done


I am also tring to remember a rhyme from when I was younger my grandfather and his friend use to say it. I believe it started with 10 toes up 10 toes down 2 little asses going round and round. Then it had something to do with a plumber or a plumbers wife and cleaning the pipes. If anyone knows how it goes let me know.
Thanks Dave]]> Dave Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSun, 27 May 2007 15:01:30 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23791,23791#msg-23791 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23791,23791#msg-23791 TED Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 14 Dec 2006 18:21:37 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23775,23775#msg-23775 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23775,23775#msg-23775
There was a little bird, about the size of a turd,
Sitting on a telegraph pole;
He stretched out his neck, shit about a peck,
And closed up his little arse hole.]]> Master Bates Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSat, 02 Sep 2006 00:43:06 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23770,23770#msg-23770 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23770,23770#msg-23770jacked off in his girlfriends eye
where her eye was swelled all shut
he fucked that one eyed slut]]> D Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 27 Jul 2006 23:40:28 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23769,23769#msg-23769 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23769,23769#msg-23769his wing was broke he could not go
i coaxed him in with a piece of bread
then i smashed his fucken head]]> Tina Marie Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 16 Aug 2007 23:27:43 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23766,23766#msg-23766 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23766,23766#msg-23766 Shannon Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesWed, 02 Jul 2008 04:15:10 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23764,23764#msg-23764 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23764,23764#msg-23764
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The bitch was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two,
I shot my goo,
And dropped the bitch off down the block.

]]> Larcen Tyler Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesFri, 03 Nov 2006 02:09:43 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23763,23763#msg-23763 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23763,23763#msg-23763Went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack said 'Ooh!'
And Jill said 'Aah!'
And down came Baby Herman]]> Larcen Tyler Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSat, 10 Jun 2006 21:38:46 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23509,23509#msg-23509 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23509,23509#msg-23509Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the kings men
Said let's go fuck his wife again]]> NahNah Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 11 May 2006 04:10:08 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23295,23295#msg-23295 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23295,23295#msg-23295
they both wear diapers and they're both full of s**t!!]]> dragonqueen Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 23 Feb 2006 06:50:11 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23289,23289#msg-23289 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23289,23289#msg-23289
On the "Available Forums Page" it sez that for this forum, "Dirty Little Limericks and Naughty Nursery Rhymes" that the last post was 2/3/06.

That was yesterfuckinday. But when I clicked on it, there was no such fuckin post. Nothing new.

So what's going on?

Sincerely,
Your most obedient humble servant,
Master Bates]]> Master Bates Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSun, 05 Feb 2006 00:19:18 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23278,23278#msg-23278 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23278,23278#msg-23278

Party Hard, rock and roll, we're the one's u cant controll, life's a bitch, then u die, fuck tha world, lets get high, sex is good, wine is fine, we're the class of 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> evelyn Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesFri, 25 May 2007 09:52:59 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23275,23275#msg-23275 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23275,23275#msg-23275 dragonqueen Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesThu, 14 Dec 2006 17:40:15 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23272,23272#msg-23272 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23272,23272#msg-23272 KevinH78 Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesMon, 17 Apr 2006 17:58:20 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23255,23255#msg-23255 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23255,23255#msg-23255rock&roll
speed weed
birth controll]]> blackbunny Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesWed, 23 Nov 2005 19:19:32 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23251,23251#msg-23251 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23251,23251#msg-23251
Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Now get on your knees and suck that cock]]> Big Dog Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesFri, 14 Jul 2006 03:58:33 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23240,23240#msg-23240 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23240,23240#msg-23240who took a young man up to her room,
where they argued all night
as to who had the right to do what and how much and to whom.]]> Cousin Eddie Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesFri, 07 Oct 2005 05:47:12 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23238,23238#msg-23238 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23238,23238#msg-23238

His fathers cock tastes of blood.


lol]]> Joho Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSat, 08 Apr 2006 09:17:11 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23230,23230#msg-23230 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23230,23230#msg-23230Violets are korny }]]----}---

when I think of you, Oooo Baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me ,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me , dont be sassy
Use your tongue, and make it nasty!!!!!]]> Shannon_lucky13 Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesWed, 11 Jan 2006 21:44:08 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23225,23225#msg-23225 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?15,23225,23225#msg-23225 steff doll Dirty Little Limericks And Naughty Nursery RhymesSat, 17 Sep 2005 00:03:09 -0400