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<description>Women, are you tired of dealing with neanderthal sex fiends whose sole desire is to club you over the head and drag you back to their lair for some caveman love? Men, is all that overanalytic emotional psychobabble driving you up the wall? Duke it out!</description><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/list.php?13</link><lastBuildDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:08:59 -0500</lastBuildDate>
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<title>My First Post.. (1 reply)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22301,22301#msg-22301</link><description><![CDATA[ Hey Everybody!<br /><br />I've been lurking for awhile but this is a really cool forum so I decided to<br />jump in and get my feet wet. I'm new at this so I don't have much to<br />say but it's been real educational reading here and I look forward to<br />participating.]]></description>
<dc:creator>bestassistantever</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 21:56:01 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Good afternoon (2 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22296,22296#msg-22296</link><description><![CDATA[ hallo everybody users of site www.zooass.com I not so a long ago I am vWilmington<br />and so, that I rasproschalsya with valuable a man, Spike Michael - Edwardson, and now try to find him, last that I know so it that he lives in citi, and often vi<br />sits the resources of type your www.zooass.com, nik at itCathie Catherineon<br />, if suddenly will see this nik write that this man wrote me . I very much I am sad without socializing with this man.To reason wanted poblagodarit' to the collective your resource. So to hold boys. Only little request of,sdelayte so that www.zooass.com better embarked on dial-up connection]]></description>
<dc:creator>rabecarrari</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:27:13 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>fat women (4 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22257,22257#msg-22257</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><br />DO ALL FAT WOMEN FUCK FUNNY STANDING UP?<br /><br />]]></description>
<dc:creator>stinky nuts</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>The price of your site (no replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22245,22245#msg-22245</link><description><![CDATA[ Hey Guys...how much does your site cost?<br />I`d like to buy it!]]></description>
<dc:creator>BabyAngel</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 21:54:09 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Radical Muslims (3 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22240,22240#msg-22240</link><description><![CDATA[ I would liek to announce that I was corrected by a butt ugly Muslim about calling him and his kind towel heads. He said it is not a towel, it is a yasmak a kind of sheet.<br /><br />Fair enough: I decree that from now I will not call Muslims 'Towel Heads&quot; From now on they will be &quot;Little Terrorist Sheet-heads.&quot;]]></description>
<dc:creator>Cooochyman</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 00:29:51 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Her Birthday (3 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22224,22224#msg-22224</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><br />Today was my wife's birthday. I was going to get her a card, but the store didn't have any that said, &quot;Happy Birthday to a nagging shrew who thinks oral sex means talking about it.&quot;]]></description>
<dc:creator>Master Bates</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:25:28 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Top Ten Things I Have Learned About Women (4 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22223,22223#msg-22223</link><description><![CDATA[<br /><br />1)<br /><br />2)<br /><br />3)<br /><br />4)<br /><br />5)<br /><br />6)<br /><br />7)<br /><br />8)<br /><br />9)<br /><br />10) THEY HAVE BOOBS]]></description>
<dc:creator>Master Bates</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:00:29 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>poo (8 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22110,22110#msg-22110</link><description><![CDATA[ I love to bone]]></description>
<dc:creator>donwan</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2006 16:08:15 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>oral sex (11 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22089,22089#msg-22089</link><description><![CDATA[ i love giving head, but the guy has to eat my pussy too. A 68 just aint right!!!]]></description>
<dc:creator>Diane Schnee</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 14:25:04 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>women vs men (4 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22084,22084#msg-22084</link><description><![CDATA[ I think that men try to control women. This should no be. We women must make a stand. I work in a factory with all men. And I have no problem, because they respect me.<br />ProudBitch :)]]></description>
<dc:creator>Diane Schnee</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 19:35:20 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>forum? (10 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22055,22055#msg-22055</link><description><![CDATA[ sothisislife]]></description>
<dc:creator>jjjee</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 19:02:07 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>hi (1 reply)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22052,22052#msg-22052</link><description><![CDATA[ hi im mike]]></description>
<dc:creator>mike hubley</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 07:48:57 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Tough (5 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22038,22038#msg-22038</link><description><![CDATA[ Women are ...<br /><br />Lyin' mu'fuckin bitches that will tear your heart out and tell you that they were only trying to protect you ... Yeah. Protect your ass from the fact that they've been riding every purple-helmed warrior within a 5 mile radius and you just MIGHT have been exposed to syphilis. Still ...<br /><br />I like to fuck them.<br /><br />Can't help myself.<br /><br />Shit.<br /><br />Now I'm horny.]]></description>
<dc:creator>You'dNeverGuess</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:20:20 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>why are ex baby mommas such bitches (7 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,22028,22028#msg-22028</link><description><![CDATA[ that subject may sound better than what I actually have to say.... Me and my ex were together for 3 long years ... now for the first two months of the relationship, everything was like something out of a damn fairy tale, but, that didnt last... and somehow we still managed to stay together for 3 years and we had a child... she is 17 months now, and I guess from the time she was born til we finally called it quits, we just tried to stay together for the babys sake.... wrong..wrong..wrong.... and she got with some guy a few days after we officially split, and she says she loves him.. theyve been together for two months, the 2 months following our break-up... and the point im trying to get to, is I hate her with a passion but I love my daugher more than words came describe... but my ex is being a bitch in every way she can because she knows as a single father, I have little to no rights compared to her.... and its bullshit... and shes already trying to keep my daughter from me.... Its a sick game that I have little to say, and I cant get mad, because she'll hold anything against me she can... so I ask, why are ex baby mommas such bitches?]]></description>
<dc:creator>tommygemini</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:53:02 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>WHy GIRls liCK Butt (11 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21981,21981#msg-21981</link><description><![CDATA[ either they want you to be a girl...OR the bitch is a fuckin Freak!!! But Ill tell you....Getting your ass licked drunk ...THAt shit is the &quot;MAD NOTE&quot;&quot;!!!! That shit is the bomb]]></description>
<dc:creator>BUCKET CUR CSC</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:22:19 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Why are all these girls complaining about guys wanting sex.......???? (6 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21976,21976#msg-21976</link><description><![CDATA[ Just curious as to why all these gals are complaining a bout guys wanting sex all the time!!! As a chick i think its great, let them go, its about the only thing that the can start and will actually get the job done!!!!]]></description>
<dc:creator>BooBoo Kiitty Fuck</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:04:34 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>What Women are 4 (8 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21949,21949#msg-21949</link><description><![CDATA[ The only thing women are good for is Fucken. Women are only objects and brainless. The only thing they should be doing is riding my cock and doing house work.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Man</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:42:31 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>American sucks (27 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21857,21857#msg-21857</link><description><![CDATA[ Ameircans suck!]]></description>
<dc:creator>Whiteman</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 23:16:59 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>There ain't no justice (7 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21828,21828#msg-21828</link><description><![CDATA[<br />If a woman wears short shorts and a halter that don't leave much to the imagination, she's considered &quot;dressed cool and simple,&quot; especially if she's pretty.<br /><br />But if a man wears short shorts and an athletic shirt people say it's &quot;too skimpy,&quot; and he's a fag who's trying to &quot;flaunt it.&quot;]]></description>
<dc:creator>Master Bates</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:33:49 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>What's a bitch? (7 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21827,21827#msg-21827</link><description><![CDATA[ Bitch: Feminist Response to Pop Culture is a print magazine devoted<br />to incisive commentary on our media-driven world. What du think?]]></description>
<dc:creator>Lavign</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:36:18 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Pokemon lovers (6 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21826,21826#msg-21826</link><description><![CDATA[ How can you love that crap. Pikachu! What the hell is up with that? You waste money on stupid cardboard cards and you go, &quot;My Charizard beat your Dildo...&quot;ditto.&quot; w/e That is really gay you are really gay.POKEMON SUCKS. I HOPE THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THAT CRAP GOES BANKRUPT SO YOU'D SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT POKEMON. FAGGET.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2007 08:08:39 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Come on baby (8 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21825,21825#msg-21825</link><description><![CDATA[ I love life I love anal sex too. Wheeeeeeeeeeee! ----Shit happens.....unless you're constipated.]]></description>
<dc:creator>melissa</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:38:04 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Burn the good stuff (2 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21824,21824#msg-21824</link><description><![CDATA[ It's Saturday afternoon, and I've put The Rolling Stones: Hot Rocks into the CD player because it's Saturday, I've not had a shower, and life is fucking good. There's a few people here, because we're all hanging out on a lazy Saturday afternoon after all our respective drinking and smoking and getting fucked up kind of behavior, so I say, as &quot;You Can't Always Get What You Want&quot; starts up, &quot;You know, I love the Stones. I really, really love the Rolling Stones,&quot; and one of the other lazy Saturday folks says, &quot;I like this song even more now because it reminds me that Kevin Costner once played a corpse.&quot;]]></description>
<dc:creator>R@lling</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2003 00:42:28 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Sport car drivers (6 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21823,21823#msg-21823</link><description><![CDATA[ Have you ever wondered why sport utility vehicle drivers seem like such assholes?]]></description>
<dc:creator>kanabis</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2004 15:44:26 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Good music (1 reply)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21822,21822#msg-21822</link><description><![CDATA[ Just watched Oasis video for Little by Little(live)- Noel has 2 Stones tongue sticker on his guitar. Always loved Galagher brothers!!!]]></description>
<dc:creator>Makemehappy</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2005 02:38:24 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Get some girls (1 reply)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21821,21821#msg-21821</link><description><![CDATA[ It doesn't say where you live, but if you live in a big city and go to a smaller one, you can get any chick you want. waif proved that here where I am in Burlington.]]></description>
<dc:creator>womenfinder</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2006 15:06:58 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>Life is shit after all (5 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21820,21820#msg-21820</link><description><![CDATA[ im done with school and with all my college work and now im so bored... for some reson, even though i want to play videogames (i got over 1000 i havent played), i dont fell like playing, or going out with my friends... I pretty much just sit home and stare at the walls and wait for a reply to the places i applied for a job... this forum is starting to get boring since everyone knows each other by now and the onlything you do is fight, spam, and try to get ppl &quot;owned<br />im not really trying to make a point here... just tryint to do something so im not board but its not helping so im ganna stop typing now...]]></description>
<dc:creator>Fucklife</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:01:48 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>skulle (1 reply)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21819,21819#msg-21819</link><description><![CDATA[ sorrylorry grabben. din browser ?r icke kompatibel eller,<br />den ?r inte stabil, som doktor alban skulle s?ga.]]></description>
<dc:creator>Taken</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:21:16 -0500</pubDate></item>
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<title>Quit smoking (6 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21818,21818#msg-21818</link><description><![CDATA[ ... I am trying to stop smoking. I'm on my second day without any at all, but it's a fucking pain in the ass today. Help me!]]></description>
<dc:creator>Boom</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:13:59 -0400</pubDate></item>
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<title>War (2 replies)</title><link>http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?13,21817,21817#msg-21817</link><description><![CDATA[ I?m glad that, in this time of threatened war and a terrible economy and whatnot, our Congress is working hard. Sure makes me feel more secure about our leaders?]]></description>
<dc:creator>Meant</dc:creator>
<category>Battle Of The Sexes</category><pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2004 00:27:19 -0500</pubDate></item>
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