Sometimes it seems that we live in world of bumbling nitwits, doesnt it? Well heres your chance to vent your frustrations! Why bottle up your anger when you can bitch and moan with reckless abandon in the ZooForum? Let em have it!http://www.zooass.com/forum/list.php?12Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:53:54 -0500 Phorum 5.2.8 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,21317,21317#msg-21317 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,21317,21317#msg-21317Does anybody know how to switch off the data execution prevention feature in Windows XP?]]> MilkaDE I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 16 Aug 2007 23:39:39 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20839,20839#msg-20839 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20839,20839#msg-20839
]]> Princess of the World or not I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 15 Feb 2007 22:16:09 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20822,20822#msg-20822 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20822,20822#msg-20822 Katie Doyle I'm Freaking Pissed!Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:23:06 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20818,20818#msg-20818 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20818,20818#msg-20818
WASH YOUR CUNTS, YOU NASTY, SMELLY WHORES.]]> ac1d8urn I'm Freaking Pissed!Wed, 25 Oct 2006 20:48:28 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20813,20813#msg-20813 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20813,20813#msg-20813
This is not the only thing she's done to me either. This year she joined a stuck-up cunt sorority & ever since then she's been a total skank. She fucks every guy she sees, meets up with guys from Yahoo or AIM that she's known for maybe 10 minutes, & then tells me of her "adventures" as if I'm supposed to be impressed or jealous. She borrows my stuff & never gives it back. When I ask for it back she acts like she's entitled to keep it. She never invites me to her parties, but expects me to pick her up when she's done having fun. And she has the gall to get snippy if I'm late getting there! She has stolen money from my mom. She makes me drive all the time, claiming she can't afford gas. Yet she can afford to drive her sorority cunt friends to OU Texas, and she can afford a brand new $300 cell phone, and a digital camera, and shoes, clothes & purses every week! The bitch makes me pay her gas money on the 2 times a year she DOES drive- she charged me 5 fucking dollars to take me to WalMart one time!

I'm pretty much crossing her off the friend list. I don't need her bullshit anymore. I grew out of that shit in high school. I want to do something really bad to her to put her in her place, but I don't want her to know it's me or go to jail. So killing, car theft, and torture are out, damnit.

Any suggestions? I do have some ammo- her car is on the repo list b/c she quit paying for it a while ago. I'm thinking of calling them & telling them where they can come get it.]]> ac1d8urn I'm Freaking Pissed!Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:08:03 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20805,20805#msg-20805 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20805,20805#msg-20805 sexy pornstar I'm Freaking Pissed!Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:25:09 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20798,20798#msg-20798 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20798,20798#msg-20798 Walmart Shopper I'm Freaking Pissed!Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:17:03 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20790,20790#msg-20790 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20790,20790#msg-20790 Cynical Thoughts I'm Freaking Pissed!Mon, 01 Jan 2007 04:57:04 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20784,20784#msg-20784 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20784,20784#msg-20784 Crips I'm Freaking Pissed!Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:04:04 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20776,20776#msg-20776 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20776,20776#msg-20776 lauren I'm Freaking Pissed!Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:12:53 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20763,20763#msg-20763 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20763,20763#msg-20763What do I get? "Do you have any ID?"
I didn't want cash back or to flat out cash the check,I only wanted to deposit the damn thing,which is what I told the teller.What does she do?Calls the head teller over.
The head teller takes my signed check and my filled in deposit slip,looks at both,the looks up at me and asks,"Do you have an account with Commerse Bank?"
"NO",I said,"It's an imaginary account number.I always deposit my paycheck in imaginary accounts and then draw the money out at the imaginary ATM in my bathroom."
Were they having a problem with people depositing their money in other people's accounts?Where do they get these morons?Rejects from fast food places that can't even handle "Do you want fries with that?"?]]> Hezakiah I'm Freaking Pissed!Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:36:03 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20761,20761#msg-20761 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20761,20761#msg-20761 Mad I'm Freaking Pissed!Sun, 10 Jul 2005 16:49:27 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20760,20760#msg-20760 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20760,20760#msg-20760 VanessaSTARS I'm Freaking Pissed!Sat, 19 Nov 2005 18:10:40 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20717,20717#msg-20717 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20717,20717#msg-20717 clio I'm Freaking Pissed!Sun, 03 Jul 2005 18:29:32 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20715,20715#msg-20715 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20715,20715#msg-20715
My phone will store 300 #s, conect to the internet, has games on it, but you can't talk on the motherfucker.

To Sprint: Fix my fucking phone service, I have a play station for games.

Does anyone agree?]]> blake I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:54:13 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20710,20710#msg-20710 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20710,20710#msg-20710
Do the cops charge you if someone's attacking you in the street? Does the fire dept charge you if you're house is burning down?

I have no clue how I'm going to pay this bill. In fact I probably won't pay the bill. Does anyone know how bad your credit gets hit for not paying these crooks?]]> Shit Magnet I'm Freaking Pissed!Sat, 03 Dec 2005 15:58:52 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20693,20693#msg-20693 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20693,20693#msg-20693 sodaminsane I'm Freaking Pissed!Mon, 17 Apr 2006 19:50:10 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20668,20668#msg-20668 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20668,20668#msg-20668 lizzy I'm Freaking Pissed!Mon, 27 Sep 2004 19:31:41 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20667,20667#msg-20667 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20667,20667#msg-20667
FUCKIN' POP-UP ADS! Not only are they as aggravating as hell, they slow down my computer. One just popped up a minute ago when I was reading a post on Zooass, for chrissake! IS NOTHING SACRED?!]]> Master Bates I'm Freaking Pissed!Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:32:07 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20661,20661#msg-20661 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20661,20661#msg-20661
Unequivocally yours,


Honey


P.S. I would make an outstanding Miss Zooass.

]]> Honey I'm Freaking Pissed!Wed, 24 Mar 2004 12:18:43 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20659,20659#msg-20659 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20659,20659#msg-20659
Table Top Telephone! My telephone company and Internet "server," and the place where they put the syringe every time the corporate world needs an enema! Those sonzabitches took away my e-mail access because they say I sent a virus to somebody. Now I can neither receive nor send e-mail, but the shit-fuckers are still charging me $25 per month!

Those lying, ineffieicnt, stupid, assholes! I have never even sent an e-mail to the person they claim received a virus from me, so how could I have sent a virus?! I have also run a check on my computer, and no virus was found.

I hope those cocksucking, motherfucking, prickheaded bastards' asshole- eating shitheads rot in HELL! If it weren't for giving up Zooass, I'd terminate all service with them and go totally celular.

FUCK TABLE TOP TELEPHONE! AND THE MULE THEY RODE IN ON!!]]> Master Bates I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 11 Mar 2004 00:49:52 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20649,20649#msg-20649 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20649,20649#msg-20649 Justin... I'm Freaking Pissed!Mon, 22 Aug 2005 00:28:33 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20644,20644#msg-20644 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20644,20644#msg-20644She once told me that swallowing toothpaste could kill you because it was lethal. She asked to do me makeup when i was about 5 and covered my eyelids in permanent marker. When i was 4 she would switch my $5 notes for a $1 coin telling me that coins were worth more.
14 years later she doesn't clean up after herself, she bitches about everything and gets angry at me when I try to voice my opinions. Thank god for the internet or I wouldn't be able to vent my anger without getting beaten with a shoe. Oh yeah, she once beat me with a shoe, too. I had a nice big DOC MARTIN print on my back.
If you've got evil siblings don't be afraid to tell the world! EVIL SIBLINGS OF THE WORLD WATCH OUT, WE HAVE YOUR NUMBERS!]]> Caz I'm Freaking Pissed!Wed, 19 Jul 2006 04:27:11 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20642,20642#msg-20642 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20642,20642#msg-20642
I guess I'm dumb. I just don't get it. The fuckin' bubbleheads in the US fuckin' govt refuse to allow airline pilots to carry guns in the cockpits, yet they train our own fuckin' air force to SHOOT DOWN CIVILIAN AIRLINERS that are hijacked by fuckin' terrorists.

The fuckin' suicide terrorists have won. They can now hijack a plane and be sure the fuckin' govt will do their fuckin' dirty work for them by killing hundreds of our own people.

And pilots are not "qualified" to carry guns? Fuck! I guess all they're qualified to do is FLY AN AIRPLANE!!

Hello? Hello? Anybody home?!]]> Slinky I'm Freaking Pissed!Sat, 08 May 2004 18:18:53 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20626,20626#msg-20626 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20626,20626#msg-20626 im a lil fairy I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 15 Jul 2004 19:26:46 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20618,20618#msg-20618 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20618,20618#msg-20618This one is for some people I know who think that they're punk but really, are gay ass little poser fucks. They walk around wearing studded leather bracelets (thats not the problem; I wear one too) and they think they're punk because they all act exactly the same, which is how they believe punks should act. Let me tell you people that being punk is not copying other punks in what they do, say, or act like. Being punk is by definition being different, and by copying every other person who you deem to be "punk", you are not being punk, but in fact the exact opposite. Punk is a lifestyle. But that lifestyle should be full of diverse and interesting characters, not mindless drones. To be punk is to make a deliberate attempt to stand out, not to be like other people around you. I may not be the punkest person around, but at least I am aware of that. And congrats to those of you who are truly punk, and to the jocks and preps of our schools: @!#$ YOU!! We don't have @!#$ to prove to any of you motherfuckers, and that is exactly what we will prove to you. NOTHING. If we wanted to be seen with people who walk around with hiking boots and tight jeans, then we will be seen with you. Being an outcast entails being ALONE, and having no-one to relate to ( or with ;) ). If we "outcasts" are among other "outcasts" then that defeats the whole purpose of being an "outcast". @!#$ authority. I'm out.]]> someguy I'm Freaking Pissed!Thu, 15 Jul 2004 19:28:37 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20610,20610#msg-20610 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20610,20610#msg-20610 Guest who I'm Freaking Pissed!Fri, 17 Jan 2003 14:59:04 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20594,20594#msg-20594 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20594,20594#msg-20594

FUCK OSAMA BIN LADEN. YOUR NOT GREAT!!! IN FACT, YOU RAPE DONKEYS UP THE ASS AND THEN GET SADDAM HUSSAIN TO FINGER YOU> THEN YOU LIKE HIS FUCKIN FINGER!!!!!!! I HOPE TO SHIT YOUR READING THIS, OR BETTER YET I HOPE YOU CANT CAUSE YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!! IF NOT, IM COMING TO YOUR CAVE AND HERES WAT IM GOING O DO TO YOU.

ILL FIRST POKE YOUR FUCKIN EYES WITH A HOT FUCKIN NEEDLE. THEN ILL RIP YOUR FUCKIN EARS OF AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW THEM. THEN ILL FIND A HORNY ELEPHANT AND GET HIM TO FUCK YOU UP THE ASS. THEN, IF YOU DIDNT DIE OF PLEASURE FROM THAT(you little fag) ILL CUT YOUR ARM OFF AND RAM YOUR ASS WITH IT. THEN ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND DROP KICK IT TO FUCKING PAKISTAN!!!!!!!! YOUR DEAD YOU LITTLE GAY-ASS MAN-FUCKER!!!! YOU BETTER PRAY TO YOUR LITTLE FALSE GOD(s) THAT THE AMERICAN ARMY FINDS YOU FIRST, CAUSE IF I DO THEN YOULL BE PRAYING TO DIE. FUCK YOU DICKFACE.]]> someguy I'm Freaking Pissed!Tue, 15 Nov 2005 18:41:05 -0500 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20590,20590#msg-20590 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20590,20590#msg-20590
The Macarena
Afghanistan
Anyone who supports Afghanistan
Osama Bin Fucknuts
Satan
Piano Players
Fat women
Flat women
Ugly women
self-rightousness
teachers
terrorism
bigotry
password protection on web sites
the inability to copy games
greed...

There...thats shit that was on my chest that i hadda get off...o by the way




FUCK YOU OSAMA....EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU GOAT-LOVING, SHRIVEL-DICKED ASSFACE....STOP ATTACKING US BECAUSE YOUR JEALOUS OF OUR DICK SIZES...

and im done.]]> someguy I'm Freaking Pissed!Sun, 29 Jun 2003 19:38:04 -0400 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20587,20587#msg-20587 http://www.zooass.com/forum/read.php?12,20587,20587#msg-20587Fuck, I'm so sick and tired of the idiots on the road.....its no wonder there's so much ROAD-RAGE. As for you ASSHOLES that insist on driving while talking on the phone......I'm glad so many of you get into accidents and hopefully get killed...or worse......just too bad you take out the innocent while you are being distracted.....WHAT IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE TO RISK YOUR LIFE AND INNOCENT PEOPLE. I bet its just another dead-head conversation.....like "could you pick up some bread on the way home, honey?"...fucking jerks. You think you are so fucking cool.....I hope you end up in a fucking wheelchair...or worse.....then you would just be one less asshole behind the wheel of a car. And for the rest of you....CHECK YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS ONCE IN A WHILE.... I can't believe how many dickheads I see driving around with at least one brakelight out....no wonder insurance rates are so high with fucking morons like you driving around. I won't even talk about some of the junk that should just have the plates pulled off and sent to a crusher. SMARTEN UP PEOPLE....driving is not something to be taken lightly....you have to realize that you are sitting in a 2000 pound bullet ! I really think that the driving test should be a lot harder and be taken every ten years.....and old bastards should be tested every year once they hit 65......and taken the second they are obviously becoming impaired......I can't tell you how many old folks I've seen driving that look like they are scared to death sitting behind the wheel.....when it gets to that point, its time to park the fucking thing.]]> Solent_one I'm Freaking Pissed!Tue, 04 Mar 2008 17:47:34 -0500