Petrified Dogs This fine collection of fossilized mongrels was found nestled in a chasm at the foot of Mount Vesuvius. Mysteriously captured in real life poses, these fine specimens make a great addition to any sculpture gallery. Price: $1,499.99 Quantity Desired:
	Dolls That Scare Children Remember that scary clown doll your parents got you when you were a child? Now you too can purchase a collection of vintage frighteners. Dolls randomly speak, rearrange furniture, and hide under the bed. Price: $149.99 Quantity Desired:
	Magical Luggage Tired of being at the mercy of apathetic baggage handlers? This enchanted luggage will not only return to you when lost, but will also release a potent cloud of ether when mistreated. Price: $269.99 Quantity Desired:
	Mechanical Babysitter This long time favorite will give you some quiet time away from the kids. Simply place your children in front of this device and it will instantly hypnotize them with mindless programming. Price: $299.99 Quantity Desired:
	Magic Mirror A timeless classic! Even if you are a hopeless troll this mirror will return a stunning image of beauty to your gleaming eyes. Price: $129.99 Quantity Desired:
	Drunken Monkey A unique item found in an 18th Century wine cellar, this miniature mystery will raid your liquor cabinets and ride aimlessly around the house in a drunken stupor. Great for parties. Price: $169.99 Quantity Desired:
	X-ray Specs Some say that with these fine spectacles you can see the world in all its glory. Price: $139.99 Quantity Desired:
	Tension Teether Need to blow off some steam? This amazing pacifier provides a safe outlet for your hostility. At your command, the magical nub will transform itself into a lifelike replica of your victim's head. Price: $99.99 Quantity Desired:
	Kleepklep Bug Annihilator This amazing device will wander around the house collecting bugs. When its containment unit reaches capacity it will neatly compact its contents and eject the compose in a predesignated area. Makes great paté. Price: $169.99 Quantity Desired:
	Love Potions This fine collection of herbal concoctions will win the heart of that special someone in no time. Fat free. Imported from France. Price: $49.99 Quantity Desired:

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