Due to raging hormones and complete disregard for birth control, overpopulation in Assland has become quite a problem.
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| Welcome to the Zooass Plush Jackass adoption page. It's a good thing you came here because these poor creatures are in dire need of your help! Breeding quicker than rabbits on ecstasy, the population of Assland has exceeded critical levels. Its natural resources are no longer able to yield the nourishment required to feed its hungry ass-mouths. The shocking photos to the right were taken by a young mule, shortly before his parents devoured him in order to survive. Don't hesitate! Take a jackass home today... before it's too late!
Each cuddly 7" plush jackass comes sporting a stylish Zooass t-shirt and a custom scroll describing his personal quirks.
We're sorry! All of the jackasses have been adopted. If another litter is born, adoption services will continue.
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