

Ever see Leaving Las Vegas? Better adopt me before it's too late!

 Ultrasound imaging of a jackass in the womb. |
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| The Zooass Plush Jackass is a strange creature indeed. It comes from a faraway place called Assland, home of the wisest asses in the universe. Roaming freely, without a worry in the world, these creatures don't care much for the daily toils that us humans must attend to in order to keep our silly little lives plodding along.... but they sure are horny! A daily regimen of free love is enjoyed by all, thus their prolific offspring and availability to you.
The average Zooass Plush Jackass with ears extended is approximately 9 inches tall, with a girth of about 4 inches. According to the trusty Zooass kitchen scale, each one weighs a modest 3 1/2 ounces. Extensive tests show that a Zooass Plush Jackass can withstand numerous freeze/thaw cycles when subjected to freezer and microwave environments. They also seem unharmed when thrown violently against walls, and can even survive beneath the immense buttocks of an unmoving couch potato for many days without incident. Each jackass comes with a stylish, navy-blue Zooass T-shirt which can be easily removed for cuddly encounters.
Although all jackasses are warped in some way, each has its own quirks. You will receive a custom scroll describing these characteristics upon adoption. Why not give one of these adorable little fellas a home today? Click on the picture to the right! You know you want to!
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