Welcome to the Lair of the Jackass, home of our beloved mascot, the Zooass Plush Jackass. Here ye shall learn all about this fantastic beast, and how to get one of your very own.
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Discover the origins of the Almighty Jackass and his unusual habits. You will also find information on his physical characteristics, so when you adopt him you know what you're getting!
Wouldn't you have a Zooass Plush Jackass of your own to cuddle, cherish, molest, or kick across the room? Well sorry! You waited too damn long! All of the jackasses have been adopted. But click on noetheless to see some funny pictures.
Did you actually think we'd keep this clean? Here you'll find pictures of our furry friend with his lovely spokesmodels.
- Playboy Playmate Shae Marks of shaemarks.com - A Zooass dream come true! Well not exactly... the stuffed animal's the lucky one. Yes, it's true... We're living life vicariously through the exploits of a doll! Take a look and learn the true meaning of the phrase "Good, Clean Fun!"
- Gabbi of gabbi.com - They say you never forget your first. We don't know who the hell they are but dammit they're right! See the jackass at his happiest as he lounges around on this scantily clad girl next door. You lucky ZooSponsors will get to see a little bit more, or a little bit less, depending on how you look at it.
- Doria of doria.com - First she stars in Playboy's Night Calls, then she appears on the Howard Stern Show, and now she's on Zooass! Wow! Her career is really taking off!
Still not convinced that this little guy is the most adorable thing on earth? Here you'll find kind words from those who adopted.
